Цитаты рестлеров
Рестлеры и комментаторы матчей нередко говорят фразы, которые кажутся наиболее смешными, яркими, а иногда даже мудрыми. При переводе сих изречений на русский язык смысл некоторых цитат теряется (особенно если это игра слов), юмор тускнеет, поэтому было решено публиковать их на английском языке.
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Tony: So Chris Kanyon hits DDP by a book! He kicks out! Mark: How could he kick out after a brick?!
Tony: Brick? Hey, there was a brick inside! How did you know?
Mark: I-I-I didn’t mean brick, I said book, not brick!
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Wrestling is not about wins and loses. Ric Flair says: the main thing in wrestling is parting people. © Ric Flair
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Yesterday DDP and Kev showed in the building half in the bang. © Ric Flair
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Kev got lucky. He bit Buff! © Ric Flair
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What is his mic doing open? I asked to close it several times! © Tony & Mark
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Do you know what Ric Flair has got? Ric Flair has a banana nose! © Tony & Mark
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They’ve got somebody in store for DDP. Do you know who is it gonna be? You.
I’m positive.
© Tony & Mark
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Oh, set up the chair!.. What? Is he going to have a little dinner? © Tony & Mark
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Scott, so many people want a piece of you! And Nash didn’t take the end of the line. © Tony & Mark
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Someone’s gotta stop this! Should it be me?.. Oh, yeah, and we’ll see how graceful you are, grizzly.
© Tony & Mark
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I should be in the back helping Big Pappa Pump. Oh, please stay.
© Tony & Mark
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Warrior Animal was just holding a chair! And this clumsy Bryan Clark just fell with face on it! Oh, c’mon, he hit him from behind!
No, he slipped on a banana clip!
© Tony & Mark
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Who are you talking to? Rick Steiner.
How can he hear you?
He’s got an earpiece.
© Tony & Mark
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Who can I get as an announcer joining me next week? Should I bring Mean Gene?.. Or Schiavone?.. You’ll get a banana clip!
© Tony & Mark
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Are you crying? I’m not crying, I’m just concerning.
Coz there’s no crying in wrestling.
I’m not crying!
Then give me my towel back!
© Tony & Mark
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Mark: Tell me, what time is it, Steve? Stevie: I don’t know.
Mark: It’s PRIME TIME!
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Tony: Mark Marciano’s dead! Mark: Well, I don’t think we can blame Russo for that.
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What a drama – four men’re are trying to climb a ladder to get a duck! © Tony Schiavone
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Look at that referee – Charles Robinson. What is he doing there? He’s doing his job.
He stands like a cigare store Indian!
© Tony & Mark
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Do you know what I see in Chuck’s future? What?
A Torture Rack from Lex Luger.
© Tony & Mark
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Is it a tag team match? Yes, with single contenders. Idiot question.
© Tony & Mark
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Here’s Dustin Rhodes. Hey, it’s not the way to treat your father!
And there’s Rick Steiner. Rick loves his parents. He couldn’t watch how Dustin is beating his father.
© Tony & Mark
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Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat! © Jesse Ventura
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Hey Eric, join LAX - work illegaly! © Don West
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…Undertaker, if that is your real name. © Kurt Angle
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Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past the expiration date. Now THAT is extreme! © Kurt Angle
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Austin: Champ to champ, I love you! I’ve had my eye on your for a long time! I love you. Kurt: You - you love me?
Austin: Yeah. Hey, I got something for you.
(Kurt gets an unsure look on his face and takes a step back.)
Austin: No, hey, lighten up…
(Austin gives Kurt an Austin 3:16 hat, then gives Kurt his medals back.)
Kurt: They’re my medals!
Austin: You know how long it took to fish these out of the Detroit river? I got’em for you!
Kurt: (grinning) Oh my god! Stone Cold.
Austin: Did I tell you I love you or what? Put’em on!
Kurt: This is so great! This is the happiest day of my life! I look good, huh?
Austin: Damn right you do.
Kurt: Thank you. I love you too.
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Kurt Angle: I was in the Cub Scouts, the Webelos, Boy Scouts, I did’em all. Steve Austin: What do you mean you did’em all?
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Because I’m a man, and you’re a boy, and I’m a man who likes to play with boys!.. No, wait, not like that… © Kurt Angle
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Oh my, what a GREAT scientific move! A punch to the head! © Bobby Heenan